1. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ! 
2. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning !

3. "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"  So what ? Who's in a  hurry ?

4. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)

5. "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !

6. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our  friends.

7. My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really miss him!!

8. God is Alive! Speak to Him!!  (It's cheaper after nine !)

9. When two's company, three's the result!

10. A dress is like a barbed fence; It protects the premises without  restricting the view !

11. Being sexy is a hard job for me; but somebody has to do it!

12. Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.

13. A girl is like a road; the more curves she has the more dangerous she is !

14. A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to sustain interest and long enough to cover the subject !

15. children in backseats cause accidents; Accidents in backseats cause children !