Well, my mother says her parents were in denial as well.

I need help.

Hi, how are you today Eliza?

My boyfriend made me talk to you.

I think I'm falling in love with you.

Yes.  I am a frat boy.

Everyone says I'm paranoid, but I don't believe them.

It doesn't really seem like you're listening to me.

What is that supposed to mean?

You're stupid.

I loathe you.

Sorry, I don't understand you, Eliza.

I'm not asking.

Why would you say that to me?